I am believer in speaking my mind and I think that being angry at someone must be tiresome. Well for me it is, but for some I guess they just take an energy drink to keep going. I would hardly care if you were angry at me especially if i had no idea what I did to get you so worked up. As I posted on Zuckerberg's invention, "I do not mind you being angry or pissed at me not knowing the reason. At least I know you are adding a wrinkle every time you see me and I just smile :)" this though intentional serves to enlighten. Why be angry while you can win the psychological battle? Give them something to think about on top of being angry, then watch the emotional metamorphosis.
Before I give the implication that this post is all about you, you and maybe you.. (not today), I came across a You Tube video on 'The 6 girls you'll date in college' click here to watch. Now to put it in my own words:
Girl No. 1: The one who likes to party
A believer that YOLO means drink, get high and star in an all new 'The hangover' every weekend. While this is a wanted companion at every party, when consultations are made with your wallet she is a straight reject
2: The one who goes to church
Don't live a lie brother! If you identify with this generation it wouldn't need to be a genius to know this is as good a disguise of character as any other. Long as you can wake up for Sunday mass but can push the right buttons the rest of the week , you are set.
3: The Att carrier
An attitude is good to have just depends which one you carry around. I am talking about one who carries an expression of disfavour. This one is probably a hot-head. Do something slightly wrong and you'll be sitting on TNT. If you can keep your head when she's losing hers then you are spared to having just one clown between you two.
4: The hot one
This one you'll show to all your friends as your recently acquired gem. but highly doubt how much of a keeper she is.
5: The friend
Well this rings a bell. You hang out, have lots of fun together and love their company. In the process you just get to used to her and you share a bed all alone in the house and not even wake up with a boner.
6: The perfect one
Smart, intelligent and outstanding character. Good looks and boobs+ass to match. Gives you a thrill when you see her every time. You find her and you know you've struck a gold-mine.
....Just some thoughts....
It is said that you are not fully open with a girl till either of you farts in the other's presence. <theory by one darwin attila> and so with this in mind I took to enforcing my friendship with one fair lady I will only refer to as T.C.(encrypted meaning) by letting one as loud as a faulty engine, need I mention the aroma? No? Oh the smell of true friendship.
Watch these:
Before I give the implication that this post is all about you, you and maybe you.. (not today), I came across a You Tube video on 'The 6 girls you'll date in college' click here to watch. Now to put it in my own words:
Girl No. 1: The one who likes to party
A believer that YOLO means drink, get high and star in an all new 'The hangover' every weekend. While this is a wanted companion at every party, when consultations are made with your wallet she is a straight reject
2: The one who goes to church
Don't live a lie brother! If you identify with this generation it wouldn't need to be a genius to know this is as good a disguise of character as any other. Long as you can wake up for Sunday mass but can push the right buttons the rest of the week , you are set.
3: The Att carrier
An attitude is good to have just depends which one you carry around. I am talking about one who carries an expression of disfavour. This one is probably a hot-head. Do something slightly wrong and you'll be sitting on TNT. If you can keep your head when she's losing hers then you are spared to having just one clown between you two.4: The hot one
This one you'll show to all your friends as your recently acquired gem. but highly doubt how much of a keeper she is.
5: The friend
Well this rings a bell. You hang out, have lots of fun together and love their company. In the process you just get to used to her and you share a bed all alone in the house and not even wake up with a boner.
6: The perfect one
Smart, intelligent and outstanding character. Good looks and boobs+ass to match. Gives you a thrill when you see her every time. You find her and you know you've struck a gold-mine.
....Just some thoughts....
It is said that you are not fully open with a girl till either of you farts in the other's presence. <theory by one darwin attila> and so with this in mind I took to enforcing my friendship with one fair lady I will only refer to as T.C.(encrypted meaning) by letting one as loud as a faulty engine, need I mention the aroma? No? Oh the smell of true friendship.
Watch these:
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