Of random thoughts

random thinking

on new years i made a toast, a toast celebrating how this year would end. that's me simply being optimistic and not carrying 2011's soul with me. with that toast i am bound to make every moment one without regrets...and so far i must say, this is one beautiful year.
my pockets having survived January's rape attempts i embrace February,a month of love-come on who am i kidding?? a month of flings,one night escapades, random plot and generally a gear up to the rest of 2012. goodbye January,one down 11 more to go.
last year i made somewhat of a promise that 'karis' i.e. my young, talented bald friend below my belt- would go on leave. no getting any and just watching from the stands with his nuts friends. zucci my pal would bet i would definitely fail..why? apparently the hot weather is directly proportional to the secretion of pheromones hence there's no way karis would not see a dark tunnel soon. his being right or wrong....well hiyo ni siri ya karis,and mama wambui of course;)
so as i toil days away resisting temptation, makagery-mboiz wangu is having to solve tunnel simultaneous equations. did i lose you there? OK. taking the tunnel to be the fairer sex's warm hole and simultaneous being two...you should have figured it out by now. normally i would not be envious, but when you are having tunnels that make many mukuyus sing 'party don stop' ALL to yourself- then i salute you. in no way implying that makagery is a male trapper,he just plays his game smooth.
that brings me to having a word with all the players out there. we all know that not getting caught is usually the ultimate goal but,what defines the ultimate player? to me, he is one who even after getting caught gets to establish a truce between the girls and still getting a piece of them both!! i don't mean to say they will just agree to that cz they are cheap, no real player goes for easy catches,those are just flings. they agree because you should have given a taste of your mukuyu like none other.
P.S. 1) the author of this post is very faithful to his one and only mama wambui and is actually at the time
           very celibate.
P.S. 2) this article was drafted 5 years ago.